OMG if you could see how hard I am laughing right now, you'd laugh too. Not just because I'm totally the guilty one, not her, but because I'm blogging in jeans and a tank top and instead of looking like the blogging hunk I truly am, I'm all hunched over and looking more like a predator from Dateline. But I digress.
The "Alleged" Facts:
beat the crap out of 
*Bruises to the face- Check
*Busted lower lip- Check
*Swollen head- Check
*Bite marks on arm(s)- Check
Rumored weapon:
Known Fallacies:
*Known Fallacy #1- that
is at all acceptable in any way, shape or form. Even when on vacation.*Fallacy #2- We now know this is NOT Chris Brown, or his car. Sheesh! lol. Too bad tho, it was a total waste of like 2 hours of my time last night.
More "facts" as they become available. Stay tuned...
That is all.
