And Jesus wept...Again.

Friends, Family and sometimes both. I'm back! I know, I know. I've been away for a while, but so much has happened that it's time to come back to you, my people. Look for new updates daily. At least until I get busy again. So what has happened recently?... Let me start with this bitch.

It's Carrie Peejeans, A.K.A. Carrie Prejean, A.K.A. "Miss California". As many of you know, Peejeans found herself in the middle of a controversy when she publicly declared during the pageant (while answering a question posed by a kinda famous, kinda douchy gay man) that she believes that marriage should be reserved for one man and one woman. Here it is in case you missed it.



Point of view aside, is it just me or was that the worst and most bumbled through answer in history? It was like watching the Miss Special Olympics pageant. But whatever.

That's nice, Carrie. Now, let's all google your name with the family filter off so we can see your fun bags plastered all over the Internet. That's right folks! In addition to the super nifty photo above, it seems 6 more photos of a fully topless Peejeans have surfaced to her utter disgrace. There's my issue right there. I understand many people do not agree with gay marriage. But isn't it always the folks that are so vocal about it like uber christian conservative and MINISTER Ted Haggard, or Republican Senator Larry Craig, who get caught doing meth and having sex with male prostitutes or trying to get a handy in the men's room at the Minneapolis airport!? Of course.

And now this. Yes, Carrie. Let's make sure we protect our country's "morals" and "values" by denying loving couples basic human rights. I mean, it's what Jesus would have wanted, right? Of course. But Carrie... How many youngsters have already made knuckle babies looking at your naked pictures online? I'm sure daddy isn't taking those into work to put on his desk. So now YOUR morals are in question but it's different, right? Of course. That's not what Jesus would do Carrie... Not at all.

Long live hypocrisy. That is all.

PS- "I Heart Opposite Marriage" bumper stickers coming soon to a bible bookstore near you.